Guarantee

[brian day]

Well, there it is,, in most peoples eyes,,,,a glimmer of hope for the weekend. But worry not it's far more than this, it's a cast iron guarantee! Mark my words, this forecast will improve and everyone will have a flying fest!
Me, nah, won't bother, I've had my fill, the years over, the nights are dark, the temperature low. I've got better things to do,,,,,,,not!!!!
I've volunteered for a weekend in the beautiful Lakes, gill scrambling, high ropes courses, canoeing and geography course work with the dear little kiddies from school The things I have to do to try and get another years contract (Great this 9-3 job isn't it Neil, never mind I'm sure someone might say thank you!)
So there you have it, the guarantee, enjoy! I've been the sacrifice this time, someone else will have to take a turn next time.