I was flicking through the pages of skywings the other day when I noticed a picture of a very well dressed extremely handsome young man on page eight. After a second look imagine my surprise I noticed it was me, as my head started to swell I thoughts to myself I must be getting famous this is three months in a row my picture has been in skywings .
But my surprise soon turned to horror when I read the caption and it referred to me as a scouser!!! A bloody scouser! Not as bad as a makem mind you but a scouser!
I’ve never been so insulted in all my life. Does it look like im wearing a shell suite? Have they never herd of the world famous Geordie Elvis
What should I do?
Should I write to my MP? Start a petition? Or maybe I could sue for deformation of character.
Please please help any advice you could offer would be gratefully accepted
But dee do doh dont dee doh lah........... Just thought I might converse with you in your native tongue old chap.
I'm sure you've got better things to do than be on this forum or paragliding. There's plenty of lead to be nicked off church roofs and cars to be jacked up on bricks.......
