What was that?

brian day · Post by **brian day** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:16 pm

I didn't get a close look as it sped away from the meeting last night, but was that a gray prancing horse returning to the wolf's lair?

Can I cancel the hang gliding and book a ride asap?

AlastairW · Post by **AlastairW** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:11 pm

Not a gray prancing horse Brian......

But the British equivalent, courtesy of the late Mr Chapmans factory.......

The grin is still firmly smeared across my face...... in fact Susan and I went and visited Mad Dog at Lunchtime, just for a drive out......

Post by **gary stenhouse** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:56 pm

some would say it was a mid life crisis! lovely looking car but i bet you can,t look cool getting out the drivers seat?

i hope john looked after you and give you some sweets

brian day · Post by **brian day** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:48 pm

Can I still book a ride? Pleeeeeease!

AlastairW · Post by **AlastairW** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:38 pm

You have to join the queue...... but yes you are more than welcome!

Dave Hume · Post by **Dave Hume** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:03 am

Look forward to seeing you up Cross Fell in it Alistair....

Fingers · Post by **Fingers** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:24 am

Dave Hume wrote:Look forward to seeing you up Cross Fell in it Alistair....

Come on Dave, its his wife's car, he was only borrowing it. Only guys called Jason who have deep understandings of curling tongs and blow drying have cars like that....

And Brian Day, I thought you might know better, teasing the man like that.

Sad Northerner · Post by **Sad Northerner** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:55 pm

My girlfriend, Faye, is a hairdresser and she likes them.

ron freeman · Post by **ron freeman** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:13 pm

I've decided to treat the good lady with a new car...4x4 Jimney !

dave-mclaughlin · Post by **dave-mclaughlin** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:25 pm

This is what you really need to get up Cross Fell

Fairly sure you wouldn't need to bother using the track if you had one

Sad Northerner · Post by **Sad Northerner** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:59 pm

do they come in pink?

RonDon · Post by **RonDon** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:55 pm

They even come in “Bent Pink Metal”

susan wolf · Post by **susan wolf** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:47 pm

Fingers wrote:
Dave Hume wrote:Look forward to seeing you up Cross Fell in it Alistair....
Come on Dave, its his wife's car, he was only borrowing it. Only guys called Jason who have deep understandings of curling tongs and blow drying have cars like that....

And Brian Day, I thought you might know better, teasing the man like that.

Steve, you clearly don't have much idea about cars ...or women come to that!! Since women have voted the Lotus as the third most sexy car for a man to have (beating Ferrari!) it is hardly a gay car or a girly car. I asked Bill and Colin before we bought it and the consensus was clear- not a ladies car at all...

Of course I am delighted by the Lotus but I assure you it wasnt bought for me and I am NOT marrried to a hairdersser.

From 'his wife' AKA Susan !!!

Post by **colin keightley** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:52 pm

Reel her in lads their biting well today

Fingers · Post by **Fingers** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:08 pm

Welcome to the board Susan AKA "his wife"

Never believe those poles in the Peoples Friend, they don't know what there talking about. There just the sort of poles that would have you believe that if you eat cottage cheese on a Sunday afternoon at just around 1.30, accompanied with a fruit based drink with a twist of lime. Your more likely to conceive a child that will have an IQ of 180, be welcomed in to the establishment and will have the chose of either reading the news on Channel 5 or to marry into Royalty..........returning from a world of "poles" and "our survey said".

My wife would agree 100% with you that I know nothing about women and I have never thought it worth trying to use a car to help me perform cunnilingus any better. So your right on both accounts there Susan.

I do however know how to drive both of them, your hubby can vouch for one of them as I do recall beating him round a go cart track.

By the way, why did you have to ask someone if the car was or was not a ladies car?

PS

What would be so wrong if you where married to an hairdresser?

PPS

It all done in the best possible taste.

dave-mclaughlin · Post by **dave-mclaughlin** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:50 pm

Fingers wrote: I have never thought it worth trying to use a car to help me perform cunnilingus any better.

PPS

It all done in the best possible taste.

I should flamin' well hope so, what with all this talk of cunnilingus!

Can't wait to see what these 'intelligent' google ads will come up when they 'read' through this one!!

Fingers · Post by **Fingers** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:58 am

Match.com UK
Match: Love Guarantee. Find love in six months or get six months free!
www.match.com

Was showing at this post. hehehe

Wonder what other ads we can attract!?

Black rubber suits

Whips and leather

Gimp

No

Stop it, its not big an its not clever... this is supposed to be a family show.

brian day · Post by **brian day** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:53 pm

Now look what you've done Steve, Adverts for Gays at the bottom of the post. You'll never hold Gary back now!

PS. I've got a very nice hair dresser

John Wallis · Post by **John Wallis** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:47 pm

PS. I've got a very nice hair dresser

I would sack him............

Fingers · Post by **Fingers** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:27 pm

Must be a new hair growth treatment;

The revolutionary kite 'a' hair...

brian day · Post by **brian day** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:36 pm

It's a woman, and I don't care what my hair looks like, I get half an hour alone with her and she treats me well!

And she drives an Xtrail

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