Are you a real pilot

[berow]

The question: ARE YOU A ‘REAL’ PILOT?


You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are,
then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!

An old Marine Pilot sat down at Starbucks,
still wearing his old USMC flight jacket
and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked,
Are you a real pilot?

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes,
first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a
Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the
Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've
taught more than 260 people to fly and given
rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot,
and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day
thinking about naked women. As soon as I get
up in the morning, I think about naked women.
When I shower, I think about naked women.
When I watch TV, I think about naked
women. It seems everything makes me
think of naked women.'


The two sat sipping in silence.


A little while later, a young man sat down on
the other side of the old pilot and asked:
"Are you a real pilot


He replied, 'I always thought I was,
but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'


Have a really nice day,

[brian day]

Damn!!!

[bill-scott]

IM ONE TOO