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Graeme Gilroy · Post by **Graeme Gilroy** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:01 pm

Think this is Tyne tees version of sky ones travel program " an idiot abroad" "an idiot in west allotment" .
It's better than anything the been has running at the moment !

Graeme Gilroy · Post by **Graeme Gilroy** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:03 pm

Sorry " beeb"

brian day · Post by **brian day** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:49 pm

Just got back from flying, it was cracking, 30mph on take off, Gary's flying the dunes at Blyth and someone landed at Longframlington on a hanglider. Miller of course moaned all day, so we tied him naked to a barb wire fence and let the ram lose to do his thing, at least that brought a smile to his face, the ram, not John. Lisa and Bart were on the hill convinced that their mum was hiding just behind East Hill with her hair dyed grey, I tried to say it was a cloud and that we were going to play under it, but they wouldn't believe me and just kept fighting.
I think if it's windy enough tomorrow I'm going to try kitesurfing with my paraglider because I got cow shit on it today and it could do with a wash.
Hommer, John and James didn't turn up for a fly though, has anyone heard if they're going out tomorrow?

JAMES SIMPSON · Post by **JAMES SIMPSON** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:18 pm

idiot in west allotment" .

Really

brian day · Post by **brian day** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 8:12 pm

Don't worry Hommer, he's just a train spotter

JAMES SIMPSON · Post by **JAMES SIMPSON** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:34 pm

I'll meet you and bring a training wing so you can see the difference.

Hi
John
Can you tow me up with a rope i have seen it done on you tube
thas plenty of my mates ho will help you

JAMES SIMPSON · Post by **JAMES SIMPSON** » Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:57 pm

Its gone a bit quiet ha no one got any insults for me

I am begining to realise this bomarang wing can be a bit of a bastard to fly
I think i have been shafted i paid £250 for it
It came with a harness and a instruction book by noel whittal
john recons that if i can ground handle it i will be able to fly a sissys wing

John Wallis · Post by **John Wallis** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:55 am

OK guys I hope you have enjoyed the fun and wind up it looked like the forum could do with a laugh.

Chief wind up person played by John Wallis
Telephone voice and evening postings played by my head technician Big John Mills.
Man in hospital played by himself Ali Wolf

Hope you enjoyed the laugh because you don't seen to be getting much flying lately. xx

Post by **gary stenhouse** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:11 am

fantastic john i was totaly suckered in and must say this has been the best post ever and is worth for skywings.

what a shame i was all set to come and join you ground handling as james seemed a top bloke.

viva james

cheers gary

Graeme Gilroy · Post by **Graeme Gilroy** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:44 am

Class john James homer Carl brightened the weekend up

Jim Bittlestone · Post by **Jim Bittlestone** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:45 am

By Jove, I think we've been hoodwinked?
Nice one John, certainly livened up the forum

Stuart Bertram · Post by **Stuart Bertram** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:01 am

He was my new best friend - I am gutted to find out he is not real as I had all kinds of plans as to where we could fly together.

Now I will have to go back to flying with Ali and he doesn't care!. Just because he is having another baby shouldn't mean that we cant play the tickle game any more.

Gutted

Stuart

bill-scott · Post by **bill-scott** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:15 am

great wind up john its been better than the telly you need to get out flying again.
I take it things must be quiet in the garage.
How do I get my head on Garys body

AcidTest · Post by **AcidTest** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:17 am

Crackin stuff John, you could have paned this out further for Gaz. He was finding a little place in his heart for this poor crazy dole walla son of a miner.

AcidTest · Post by **AcidTest** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:23 am

bill-scott wrote: How do I get my head on Garys body

I would love to help but I am 42 now Bill, I dont think I have enough time left.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:11 pm

I was bad laughing had ali pegged as the culprit. Fingers is a tw$t priceless.
Are yo coming on wednesday?

RichardC · Post by **RichardC** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:35 pm

Thanks for making me cry laughing. Not enjoyed a posting that much that didn't involve taking the p%ss out of Gary.

JAMES SIMPSON · Post by **JAMES SIMPSON** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:39 pm

Thank you all for being so genuinly concerned about my well being.
I have really enjoyed this wind up (the spelling was genuine) ask John.
I have done a bit of ground handling (had some good dragings)
I was airborne briefly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av-1aKo53k4
John you had better change James pass word in case i am tempted again .
Kind
Regards
John

Post by **gary stenhouse** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:51 pm

i tell you i did not know that tshirt was so popular, and when did yous all go to fuerteventura?

now john you will have to be this years double act with john as the club auction?

cheers gary

Post by **chrisfozz** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 6:44 pm

Nice one John, John and James
by the way, if you fancy a go at hang gliding, Ive got an Ace Sport in the garage, could be write up your street.
cheers
chris

GlennP · Post by **GlennP** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 6:53 pm

is the gin boomerang for sale?

£50 for the wing and a fiver foe teh minrs helmt.

Jan L · Post by **Jan L** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 6:54 pm

So how many diferent faces can we get on that t-shirt then??

Neil · Post by **Neil** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:08 pm

IT WILL BE A VERY SAD DAY IF EVERY ONE WEARS THE SAME T SHIRT.
FINGERS IS A COD

Fingers · Post by **Fingers** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:15 pm

i'm Stenhouse

John Wallis · Post by **John Wallis** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 10:46 pm

LOL this was great fun devised by me and the Wolf over a pint you're a great bunch of guys and gals see you all soon I'm sure.

JW

AlastairW · Post by **AlastairW** » Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:22 pm

It was absolutely nowt to do with me John!

I reckon you were sat In The pub talking to that james Simpson bloke.....

JAMES SIMPSON · Post by **JAMES SIMPSON** » Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:39 pm

It was absolutely nowt to do with me John!

Yeah Right

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