Swine Flu reaches Newcastle

Jim Bittlestone · Post by **Jim Bittlestone** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:49 pm

That didn't take long to reach the Geordies, let's hope it gets stopped in its tracks.

Pete Batey · Post by **Pete Batey** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:25 pm

Best advice is to hang around at cloud base for the next few weeks

Pete

Pete Batey · Post by **Pete Batey** » Fri May 01, 2009 8:57 am

My mate Jez sent me a text saying he phoned the swine fever hot line but all he got was cracklin

dave-mclaughlin · Post by **dave-mclaughlin** » Fri May 01, 2009 11:29 am

He's telling you porkies!!

Pete Batey · Post by **Pete Batey** » Fri May 01, 2009 12:53 pm

Don't ham it up. Just bacontent you haven't got it. First sign is coming out in rashers.

Pete

Pete Wiles · Post by **Pete Wiles** » Fri May 01, 2009 8:03 pm

Guess it's Aporkerlips Now, eh?
Pete W