It has been foretold that a delicacy from the East had once bisto'd our fair shores. Not seen since Moriarty was eventually foiled by our good men Holmes and Watson has this delight been seen. Leaving behind shattered lives with a constant hunger to gorge and replenish. The story goes that this rare and golden treat was prepared in moments, if you where so fortunate to taste would be cursed to a tormented quest to seek a permanent supply. Opium, heroin I hear you cry, no my friends.......... KO-LEE
Not since the Opium dens gone by has such a sensation swept this nation. Well here it is, history repeating itself. I have stumbled on, quite by coincidence, a supply of KO-LEE and once I have established trade routes will be opening the first den. I have already got on order 10 chaise longue's fitted complete with side mounted microwave at arms length. I am also talking to a contact about bringing in Oriental ladies to serve and ensure your stay will be uninterrupted pleasure.
KO-LEE
I dont wish to expose anyone but for those who are not in the know, John Miller has taken some KO-LEE and he mentioned that John Wallis might have also at some point in his life. You will know about it soon.
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