Stepford

Fingers · Post by **Fingers** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:25 pm

There we were on Model Ridge, and who do we see?

The Wolfmister himself!

Quote from last weeks wife

"Please do not ring Ali as he is not going flying before Brazil"

This weeks wife not only was there on the hill but was pleased to be so!

Where can you get this sort of work done and is it expensive?

AlastairW · Post by **AlastairW** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:50 pm

I told Susan you were going to be there Steve........

She just couldnt resist the chance to marvel at your toned and supple body....

Fingers · Post by **Fingers** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:06 am

Nice to know that my god like physique is still notable through this over coat that now trys to hide it.

I have attempted the home grown Stepford self install kit that I found on the tinternet this very night...

I am not going to shoot myself in the foot but I think the good lady and I might be out for a picnic come watch Stevie fly tomorrow!

Dont be supprized to see us on some hill that might happen to be flying.

Sad Northerner · Post by **Sad Northerner** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:59 pm

quote "She just couldnt resist the chance to marvel at your toned and supple body.... "

So how long has your missus been into beached wales then Alastair?

Fingers · Post by **Fingers** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:44 pm

The self install must have a bug in the system,.

My wing stayed at home and we got as far as watching a few wings popup in very light breeze from the Powburn Cafe whilst tucking into the carvery.

Looks like it needs an uninstall and reprogrammed

beached wales

Tooshay d’Artagnan

?

I had to read that twice as I could not quite make sense of it. Then realising your monumental error I must confess to wincing at the toe curling attempt at sarcasm. Not only is this the lowest form of wit your not quite cutting the mustard at that level. It must be true what they say about if you can't become a teacher, teach PE.

brian day · Post by **brian day** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:18 am

No Steve, Ali didn't mean the Blue, Killer or Minky variety, his spelling was spot on....he was referring to the length of the entire coastline of Wales as being proportionate to your mighty girth!

Fingers · Post by **Fingers** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:49 am

Now we know what really goes on in the staff rooms of the UK comprehensives, "thick" as thieves the lot of you.

To recap

Ali G has not only suggested that the Wolf's good lady Susan has some perverse attraction to a stinking corpse, but you are backing your colleague to also imply that Susan has some wild and bizarre fetish involving the Welsh coastline?

I have no qualms about calling a spade a spade but to involve an innocent bystander, well this really does take me back to school when the teachers would grab the first kid and anyone within reach. We did start to wonder if this madness was brought on by excessive coffee breath and the ensuing loneliness this would be-fold.

An official apology to Susan for the childish behaviour of my flying colleagues.

AlastairW · Post by **AlastairW** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:13 am

Actually Susan does have a fetish for the Welsh coast, as she hails from Shrewsbury originally, and spent many holidays freezing in the Irish Sea....

She is keen to return to Shrewsbury for a weekend, and we have planned a trip down on 31/3 - 2/4. There are some EXCELLENT pubs there......

And did I mention it is only 10 miles to the Long Mynd?

If anyone else fancies a trip down to the Mynd that weekend, let me know.

John Wallis has said he is keen...... he has seen how big the top to bottom is....